Elixir Artisan Brewery
Balmung, Mist, Ward 18, Plot 41
Please leave all weapons with the doorman upon arrival. Failure to comply will result in expulsion from the premises.
Experimental Tea Blend: Periodically, we like to offer our drinkers a chance to taste test some of our newer creations. Flavors, blooms, and effects may vary and we cannot always guarantee they’ll be welcome. To that end, we must make a disclaimer:
By choosing to sample our experimental blend, you waive all rights to pursue the brewery for compensation if you suffer from adverse effects. You are willingly consuming our product, knowing full well you may experience an adverse effect.
Effects are as follows:
0-100: Bees? Bees! You keep hearing a sound similar to the buzzing of a bee, and occasionally a prick as though you are being stung, though of course, you aren’t.
101-200: Ah, refreshing. Weariness and fatigue just slips away and you find yourself suddenly so energized and refreshed you can conquer any task. It’s almost as if you never experienced weariness at all! You can do anything you set your mind to!
201- 300: Truth serum. For some inexplicable reason, you feel compelled to speak nothing but the truth. Even those things you thought you’d buried deep, deep with those skeletons.
301-400: Woes be gone! You suddenly feel a thousand times more confident than you’ve ever felt in your life! Get on that stage! Ask that special someone out! Gamble your way to debt! Who cares, because nothing can bring you down today!
401-500: The all-hearing. No really. You can hear everything. Every. Tiny. Little. Thing. It’s great when you want to eavesdrop except you’ll also hear the dripping of the tap, the exchanging of coin malms away, and that obnoxious sound of gears turning in a chronometer.
501-600: Aha! Suddenly things that made no sense to you before, all become clear. Trying to study for a test? Make sense of some riddles or logistics in a tome? Watch as they all unravel their mysteries for you…
601-700: Is… is that a nutkin on that man’s shoulder or are you seeing things? More likely the latter. Whatever was in this batch has you seeing critters everywhere you shouldn’t. But look, Mr Lumpkins looks so cute on that lady’s head…
701- 800: Happiness. You experience nothing but pure joy and contentment. Even amidst a rather rough time or depressive episode, you just feel… happy. Things will be okay and you’ll make it through all of this. It’s nice to feel so upbeat sometimes.
801-900: Oops! You dropped that fork. And that purse. Now you’ve bumped your head. Stumbled down the stairs. What’s going on? It’s like you’re suddenly the most clumsy person alive--oh. You are. Well. Sucks to be you.
901-999: A soothing calm overtakes you, whatever problems or worries you may have had are temporarily soothed away with a sense of complete serenity and relaxation.
Elixir Artisan Brewery is meant to serve as an open venue spot for RPers. Some nights will be tended by actual players and staff and will be advertised ahead of time. Though due to schedules and other obligations, these nights may be sporadic.
To that end, we encourage you to come and enjoy the brewery on your own time. An NPC set of staff is always around and happy to tend to your needs as necessary.
All we ask of you, as our visitors, is that you be respectful of the venue we've set up for you. Please do not ERP on the premises. Unless otherwise indicated, please don't cause a scene and claim that the food or drink are substandard.
If during your RP the brewery is made a mess of or wrecked for whatever reason, be it drunken antics, results of the experimental tea, etc, let us know in the message books!
Ultimately, we just want the brewery to serve as a fun spot for everyone to be able to relax and RP at when they feel up to it. So enjoy and let us know what you think!